Correcting Your Behavior Since 2017

April 15, 2019

It’s hard to say how it all started. Perhaps it was the exercise craze. Maybe it was a symptom of shorter attention spans. Or maybe—more likely—people just don’t understand the pro...

April 8, 2019

A while back, the savvy people who make Snickers candy bars launched a thrilling new advertising campaign called “You’re not you when you’re hungry.” A major feature of the campaig...

April 1, 2019

Greetings, one and all.

If you’re a regular reader of The Weekly Curmudgeon, then you already know how much I hate to complain. Some less experienced readers may take issue with th...

March 25, 2019

This week we welcome another very special Guest Curmudgeon: the always witty and gratifyingly annoyed Heidi Mastrogiovanni.

I know this is going to sound like I’m bragging, but...

March 18, 2019

Hello dear readers.

Mrs. Curmudgeon here. My husband is down with a fever. Determined though he was to write a column this week, I have told him in no uncertain terms that he's in n...

March 11, 2019

Look. I try to do my part. Honestly, I do. I try to live by the very reminder that I often repeat in this blog: “There are other people in the world besides you,” or in this case,...

March 4, 2019

Welcome back, Curmudgeons. It's been several weeks since I published my last wall of shame, exposing the cancerous sloppiness that continues to erode our standards of linguistic ac...

February 25, 2019

My grandmother was always dying. Asked how she was feeling, her consistent response was “ehhh.” There was hardly a conversation that didn’t include the warning, “You know, I’m not...

February 18, 2019

This past week, many Americans celebrated Valentine’s Day, an annual event designed to sell lots of pink and red cards and flowers and make single people feel left out. My, but it’...

February 11, 2019

It’s been said that the definition of insanity is repeating the same action and expecting different results. Having experienced the multiple attempts it often takes to insert a USB...

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