Snickers Satisfies You
A while back, the savvy people who make Snickers candy bars launched a thrilling new advertising campaign called “You’re not you when...
It's Spring, Damn It
Greetings, one and all. If you’re a regular reader of The Weekly Curmudgeon, then you already know how much I hate to complain. Some less...
GUEST CURMUDGEON: The Evil I's
This week we welcome another very special Guest Curmudgeon: the always witty and gratifyingly annoyed Heidi Mastrogiovanni. I know this...
The Curmudgeon is Ill
Hello dear readers. Mrs. Curmudgeon here. My husband is down with a fever. Determined though he was to write a column this week, I have...
You've Got Mail . . . Again
Look. I try to do my part. Honestly, I do. I try to live by the very reminder that I often repeat in this blog: “There are other people...
Our Declining Language (part 16 in an endless series) - Apostrophe Edition
Welcome back, Curmudgeons. It's been several weeks since I published my last wall of shame, exposing the cancerous sloppiness that...
Boycott Fever
My grandmother was always dying. Asked how she was feeling, her consistent response was “ehhh.” There was hardly a conversation that...
Singled Out
This past week, many Americans celebrated Valentine’s Day, an annual event designed to sell lots of pink and red cards and flowers and...
How to Wait for Luggage
It’s been said that the definition of insanity is repeating the same action and expecting different results. Having experienced the...
What's So Funny?
There seems to be some confusion lately about what is and isn’t funny. So as a public service, working with a team of tireless...
How to Settle Disputes
Greetings, Curmudgeonites I think we may all need a refresher on these techniques. Feel free to share this with your friends, family...
Something for Everyone
Recently, Los Angeles councilman Paul Koretz put forth a proposal that would legally require restaurants and food vendors to offer at...
Our Declining Language (part 15 in an endless series)
It's 2019, America. During these perilous times, we have to be more careful than ever to protect ourselves from sneaky foreign invaders,...
The Fact Is
Let’s all hold hands for a moment, may we? Let’s bow our heads. And now . . . let us pray. Dear Lord, as we begin this discussion on a...
The Curmudgeon Recommends . . .
Readers, if you haven't wandered over to my page entitled "The Curmudgeon Recommends," well . . . I'm personally insulted. But putting...
False Start
As this is my very last opportunity in 2018 to get good and cranky over things that people do wrong, it seemed an apt time to discuss the...
